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Horoscope and natal chart of Weird Al Yankovic, born on 1959/10/23: you will find in this page an excerpt of the astrological portrait and the interpration of the planetary dominants. We use cookies to personalise content and ads, to provide social media features and to analyse our traffic.

Weird Al Yankovic 'Your Horoscope For Today': Aquarius There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus Fill t. A horoscope is an astrology chart that is well prepared in order to examine the future span of events for a native's life based on the position of the Sunshine, the Moon and other celestial bodies during his or her time of birth. The song features Dan Regan and Tavis Werts of Reel Big Fish on trombone and trumpet (respectively); Al met them at a movie premiere and invited them to be on the recording. Some people consider the zodiac to have an additional sign, Orphiuchus; to this end, Al tweeted some new lyrics for this sign in 2011: 'You'll become the center of.


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'Weird Al' Yankovic by Kristine Slipson, is licensed under cc-by-3.0, resized from the original.
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Alfred Matthew 'Weird Al' Yankovic (/ˈjæŋkəvɪk/ yang-kə-vik; born October 23, 1959) is an American singer, songwriter, parodist, record producer, satirist, actor, music video director, film producer, and author. He is known for his humorous songs that make light of popular culture and often parody specific songs by contemporary musical acts, original songs that are style pastiches of the work of other acts, and polka medleys of several popular songs, featuring his favored instrument, the accordion.Yankovic's success comes in part from his effective use of music video to further parody popular culture, the song's original artist, and the original music videos themselves, scene-for-scene in some cases. Yankovic has stated that he may forgo traditional albums in favor of timely releases of singles and EPs following on this success.

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You can think of the planets as symbolizing core parts of the human personality, and the signs as different colors of consciousness through which they filter through.
Because the birth time information is missing for this chart, the Moon may range up to 6° before or after this position.
The aspects describe the geometric angles between the planets. Each shape they produce has a different meaning.
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Chart patterns are a collection of aspects that are grouped together to reveal a larger geometric pattern within the chart.
The section describes some additional features of this chart. Note the inner planets refer to Sun to Jupiter, as well as the Ascendant and MC, and represent the core parts of the personality.
Chart houses split the chart into twelve realms, beginning from the ascendant, which add another dimension of themes corresponding to the signs starting from Aries.

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Aquarius
There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day

Pisces
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say

Aries
The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep

Taurus
You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep

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Gemini
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest

Cancer
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test

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Leo
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik

Virgo
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled on a stick

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What is the meaning of the houses in astrology. Summary of astrology houses and influence of the 12 zodiac signs on each of the 12 house of the astrology chart including the ascendant. Page discusses the activities of each house and provides a good reading on the ascendant sign or rising sign. The Ninth House: The House of Philosophy. The Ninth House is commonly referred to as the House of Philosophy. In keeping with that theme, it’s our search for meaning that is the focal point here. Astrological Houses – An Overview. A lesser known area of someone’s birth chart is that of the astrological houses. People that know a bit about their charts might are aware of their sun signs and maybe some planets, but only people that have had a proper chart analysis done will know about their astrological houses. The Seventh House: The House of Partnerships. The Seventh House is commonly referred to as the House of Partnership. With this house, we see a shift away from the self toward another — a partner. The 12 Houses of astrology are arranged on a circle-shaped chart, or wheel. Do not confuse the wheel of Houses with the zodiac wheel. They are 2 different wheels. The zodiac wheel is based on the sun's apparent yearly rotation about our Earth (along the ecliptic), while the wheel of Houses is based on our Earth's 24-hour rotation about its own.

Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of the is absolutely true.

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Libra
A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week

Scorpio
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little bit harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak

Sagittarius
All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them)
Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den

Capricorn
The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying
If I were you, I's lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again

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