Discover everything you've ever wanted to know about your horoscope and more. PureWow provides the best daily, weekly & and monthly horoscopes for all zodiac signs. Funny Horoscopes Aries Aries have ramlike eyebrows and smug expressions. They should not be quite so smug because they are constantly clunking themselves in the skull. Cat Stevens' 'Hard Headed Woman' was probably an Aries. Aries rarely say one thing and do another. They usually do the wrong thing and don't discuss it.
What Is A Horoscope?
Horoscopes are astrological diagrams that show the position of the Sun, Moon and the main planets, as well as the astrological aspects between these elements, at any particular time. One of the most useful horoscopes is the birth chart, which reveals the position of the planets at the time of someone’s birth and is said to determine that person’s personality and life path. A horoscope can therefore offer insight and guidance about different paths our lives may take, and how we can prepare for them.
What Are The Dates Of The Horoscope?
- Capricorn: December 22nd - January 19th.
- Aquarius: January 20th - February 18th.
- Pisces: February 19th - March 20th.
- Aries: March 21st - April 19th.
- Taurus: April 20th - May 20th.
- Gemini: May 21st - June 20th.
- Cancer: June 21st - July 22nd.
- Leo: July 23rd - August 22nd.
- Virgo: August 23rd - September 22nd.
- Libra: September 23rd - October 22nd.
- Scorpio: October 23rd - November 21st.
- Sagittarius: November 22nd - December 21st.
What Can My Horoscope Tell Me?
Your horoscope can tell you:
- Whether your relationship is the right one to be in, or even has a future.
- Whether you’ll be getting that promotion soon, or if it's time to change jobs.
- Whether now is a good time to move house, and if you’ll family will move with you.
- Whether now is the right time to invest in that business idea.
What Is My Sign, Ruling Planet, Aspect & Retrograde?
When having a reading with one of our psychics, you may hear terms and phrases that are unclear on. Here are their meanings:
Sign: The 12 signs of the zodiac are based on the 12 constellations in the heavens, across which the Sun, Moon and planets move. The signs are as follows: Capricorn; Aquarius; Pisces; Aries; Taurus; Gemini; Cancer; Leo; Virgo; Libra; Scorpio; Sagittarius
Ruling PlanetYourtango astrology app. : Ruling Planets are one of the bodies which move across the heavens, which each one symbolising a type of energy. Calling the shots and influencing how each sign run its company, they also determine how everyone behaves under their influence. Each sign is associated with a planet, which are Sagittarius (Jupiter), Capricorn (Saturn), Aquarius (Uranus), Pisces (Neptune), Aries (Mars), Taurus (Venus), Gemini (Mercury), Cancer (The Moon), Leo (The Sun), Virgo (Mercury), Libra (Venus) and Scorpio (Pluto).
Aspect: The relationship between two planets, revealing how well the energy flows between them.
Retrograde: Every planet, except the Sun and Moon are in retrograde, or appear to be moving backwards in the heavens, or in an opposite direction to the Earth, at some point in the year. The most frequent of these is Mars, doing this around 2 or 3 times every year. During a retrograde period, which typically lasts around 22 days, technology, communication, travel and even logic can be disrupted, so knowing when these periods will occur is always a good idea.
What Are The Elements?
Each of the 12 signs belongs to one of the 4 elements: Air, Fire, Water and Earth. These elements represent an essential type of energy that acts in each of us, and astrology can help us to focus these energies on positive aspects of our lives. The elements also have an impact on our character traits, emotions, attitudes and behaviours.
- The air signs are Gemini, Libra and Aquarius.
- The fire signs are Aries, Leo and Sagittarius.
- The water signs are Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces.
- The earth signs are Taurus, Virgo and Capricorn.
How Accurate Are Horoscopes?
To get the most accurate horoscope, we always recommend speaking to one of our trusted psychics who can create a personalised birth chart for you. Therefore, the answers you are seeking will be more specific to your situation, and therefore more accurate.
Is There One Sign That’s A Perfect Match For Me?
Funnily enough, there are a number of signs that you may be compatible with, such as:
- Aries: Leo and Sagittarius, as well as Aquarius, Gemini and Libra.
- Taurus: Virgos and Capricorns, as well as Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces.
- Gemini: Aquarians and Libras, as well as Leos, Aries and Sagittarii.
- Cancer: Scorpio and Pisces, as well as Taureans, Virgos and Capricorns.
- Leos: Geminis, Libras and Aquarians, as well as Sagittarii and Aries.
- Virgo: Taureans and Capricorns, as well as Scorpios, Cancers and Pisces.
- Libra: Aquarians and Geminis, as well as Sagittarii and Aries.
- Scorpio: Cancer or Pisces, as well as Taureans, Virgos and Capricorns.
- Sagittarius: Leo and Aries, as well as Aquarians, Libras and Geminis.
- Capricorns: Virgos and Taureans, as well as Scorpios, Cancers and Pisces.
- Aquarius: Gemini and Libra, as well as Leo, Aries or Sagittarius.
- Pisces: Scorpio and Cancer, as well as the earth signs Capricorn, Virgo and Taurus.
What's The Difference Between A Star Sign And An Individual Horoscope?
A zodiac sign is the position of the sun on the ecliptic, at the time of an individual's birth. A horoscope however is a heavenly map showing the alignment of the planetary bodies such as the sun, moon, stars and planets at the time of a person’s birth, or another important time in their life. An astrologer can interpret this map, revealing details of your character and the cycles of your life.
How Often Can I Check My Horoscope?
You can check your horoscope as frequently as you like, and at Psychic Sofa, we offer free daily, weekly and monthly horoscopes that can enlighten and guide.
How Can I Get In Touch With Your Psychics?
You can reach our selection of psychics, clairvoyants, mediums, Tarot readers, Angel card readers and Masters of Numerology by phone, text or email, and they are always happy to help you on your life's journey.
What Makes Psychic Sofa The Right Choice For Me?
- We have built up a trusted network of readers that not only provide professional readings, but are psychics that our clients value and love.
- Our readers are available 24/7, 365 days of the year, and are backed by a customer service team who only have your best interests at heart.
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Grace emerges in the ebb and flow, not just the flow. The waning reveals a different blessing than the waxing. Where are you in the great cycle of your life? Could you use more guidance in figuring out the nuances of your mysterious story? For inspiration in figuring it all out, tune in to your EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPE.
Whether it's your time to gather your strength in the shadows or exude your lust for life in the sun, fresh power to transform yourself is on the way. Life always delivers the creative energy you need to change into the new thing you must become. You can count on it! So be alert for it. Be receptive to it. And for more help in understanding your fascinating destiny, tune in to your EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPE.
What Do The Different Astrological Signs Mean
You can learn to be lucky. It's not a mystical force you're born with, but a habit you can develop. How? For starters, be open to new experiences, trust your gut wisdom, expect good fortune, see the bright side of challenging events, and master the art of maximizing serendipitous opportunities. For more help in attuning yourself to life's blessings, tune in to your EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPE.
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When they say, 'Be yourself,' which self do they mean? Certainly not the self that wants to win every game and use up every resource and think of nobody's needs except your own.
So when they say, 'Be yourself,' which self are they referring to? Here’s what I think: It's the self that says 'Thank you!' to the wild irises and the windy rain and the people who grow your food. It's the creator who's working to make the whole universe your home and sanctuary. It's the lover who longs to express your love of life everywhere you go.
For guidance, tune in to your EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPE.
Take inventory of the extent that 'No' fills up your life. Notice how often you say or think: 1. 'That's not right.' 2. 'I don't like that.' 3. 'I don't agree with that.' 4. 'They don't like me.' 5. 'I'm not very good.' 6. 'That should be different from what it is.'
To be clear, I do think a certain amount of 'NO!' is healthy. It can prevent people from violating your boundaries. It can steer you away from doing things you don't really want to do. But it's also crucial to your well-being that you have ready access to big supplies of the invigorating 'YES!'
For help in retraining yourself to say 'Yes!' at least 51% of the time, tune in to your EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPE.
What Do All The Horoscope Signs Mean
How's your crusade for personal freedom going? Are you making progress in liberating yourself from your unconscious obsessions, bad habits, and conditioned responses? Have you vowed to emancipate yourself from trivial wishes, unwarranted biases, and debilitating delusions?
I'm on your side! I'm trying to perform that magic in my own life! Maybe I can provide you with some assistance and inspiration in your campaign for greater personal freedom. If you'd like to get some of that good stuff, tune in to your EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPE.
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Assume that your drive to experience pleasure isn't a barrier to your spiritual growth, but is in fact essential to it. Proceed on the hypothesis that cultivating joy can make you a more ethical and compassionate person. Imagine that feeling good has something important to teach you every day. For inspiration in practicing this approach, tune in to your EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPE.
'Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages must show.' So begins Charles Dickens' novel David Copperfield. I'd like to inspire you to write -- and live! -- a story of your own that begins like that. For help, tune into your EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPE.
I invite you to keep a running list of all the ways life delights you and helps you and energizes you. Describe everyday miracles you take for granted . . . the uncanny powers you possess . . . the small joys that occur so routinely you forget how much they mean to you . . . the steady flow of benefits bestowed on you by people you know and don't know. What works for you? What makes you feel at home in the world? For inspiration in this noble effort, tune in to your EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPE.
All of creation loves you very much. Even now, people you know and people you don't know are collaborating to make sure you have all you need to make your next smart move. But are you willing to start loving life back with an equal intensity? The adoration it offers you has not exactly been unrequited, but there is room for you to be more demonstrative. For help in cultivating this approach, tune in to your EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPE.
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How could you turn your challenges into opportunities? Is there a way to gain power and influence in situations that have confused or frustrated you up until now? Could you use some help in digging deeper, below the surface, to find truths that have eluded your understanding? For clues to mysteries like these, tune in to your EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPE.