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Your Horoscope For Today Lyrics

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AQUARIUS!There's travel in your future when your tongue freezesto the back of a speeding busFill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole 17 hours a day
PISCES!Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virusYou are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter whatthose idiots at work say
ARIES!The look on your face will be priceless when you findthat 40-pound watermelon in your colonTrade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give ahickey to Meryl Streep
TAURUS!You will never find true happiness - what you gonnado, cry about it?The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunchof stuff and then go back to sleep
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GEMINI!Your birthday party will be ruined once again by yourexplosive flatulenceYour love life will run into trouble your fiancehurls a javelin through your chest
CANCER!The position of Jupiter says that you should spend therest of the week face down in the mudTry not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose whiletaking your driver's test
LEO!Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt andstaple it to your boss's face, oh noEat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash itdown with a gallon of strawberry Quik
VIRGO!All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent -except for youExpect a big surprise today when you wind up withyour head impaled upon a stick
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Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very leasta bit unlikely that the relative position of the planetsand the stars could have a special deep significance ormeaning that exclusively applies to only you, but letme give you my assurance that these forecasts andpredictions are all based on solid, scientific, documentedevidence, so you would have to be some kind ofmoron not to realize that every single one of them isabsolutely true.
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LIBRA!A big promotion is just around the corner for someonemuch more talented than youLaughter is the very best medicine, remember thatwhen your appendix bursts next week
SCORPIO!Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fallscreaming from an open windowWork a little bit harder on improving yourlow self esteem, you stupid freak
SAGITTARIUS!All your friends are laughing behind your back..kill themTake down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnineyou've got hanging in your den
CAPRICORN!The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderfulperson.. but you know they're lyingIf I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and nevernever never never never leave my house again
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Online Indian Hindu Vedic astrology today with all zodiac signs prediction, chart (natal, lagna, moon, navamsa), by date of birth, name and time. Also get astrology app and talk to Indian best astrologers only on mPanchang. Your Horoscope for Today Lyrics: Aquarius! / There's travel in your future when your tongue / Freezes to the back of a speeding bus / Fill that void in your pathetic life / By playing Whack-A-Mole. Venus and mars compatibility chart.

Your Horoscope For Today Lyrics

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  • That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today) That's your horoscope for today That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today) That's your horoscope for today Gemini: Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence.